Bikini Wax! What?

So tonight i am about to embark on a brand new addiction, so i have been told. I am getting a brazilian, or should we say everything waxed. I have always wanted to, never wanted to spend the money, and always been a little leary about someone ripping hair off my crotch while i am in doggy style position. The thought of that is nearly disturbing to me. So my friend is trying to comfort me on the thought of this and says, "you go to the gyno and they go inside you." Ya that is true but this is someone ripping portions of your body off and touching places no woman has touched before. I am a little freaked out and i just have to blog about it. I am tempted to even pop a vicodin before hand but my friend Maggie says the wine will suffice. Ok well we are about to experience this new me....bald from hot wax not from a sharp razor. Should be interesting. Anything to get this freaking hair growth off of me....NOW. I am actually looking forward to it the more i have to itch and itch b/c the shit is growing back. I will give my waxing update tomorrow. Wish me luck!