Romeo Turns 2

I just had a silly conversation with my "big." Basically this is the way it went...i textd her (+others) to tell them Romeo turns 2 years tomorrow...and she textd me back. So it wasn't officially a conversation...this is what was communicated...

me: "romeo turns 2 tomorrow. give him a happy teenager birthday!"

big: "oh happy birthday romeo from aunt big. (ya aunt big. shut up. i know it sounds retarded) did romeo get a new car for his 17th birthday?"

me (and james): "why yes he did. he was given a geo tracker. in fact he is tearing it up...pug style right now."

big: "well i didn't trust bud with a motor vehicle when he got his license so we bought him a moped. he seems to be enjoying it, no wrecks yet."

me: "well hell...i wouldn't give bud (jack russell) a damn motor vehicle either...crazy terrier mother fucker! i hope it was a vespa for bud's coolness factor."

big: "it was a used vespa of course all the other jack russell's were jealous of course."

Our dogs are not only our children in there growing years but our teenagers that cause a whole lot less trouble then human teenagers...thank god...so Romeo really deserves more than a Geo Tracker. That was his daddy's idea. If it were up to me...he would get a brand new 2007 black range rover...b/c he is the very coolness of the neighborhood and for that matter of the OC. He not only expects the best but he gets the best especially for his birthday.

The love will be presented in scrambled eggs (his favorite) in the morning and a special grilled steak for dinner! Yum, Yum...i love you daddy and mommy!