Wax Results

Fabulous! Simply addicted. It was true that this new womanly regimen of bikini waxing is going to stick. Great just another thing to add to the woman maintenance list. Hair highlighted every 6-7 weeks, pedicure every 2 weeks, manicure once a month, polish change once a week, skin care line of products once a month, eyebrow wax once a month, and now bikini wax. Don't you love being a girl? Its such hard hard work. What the hell do men have to do? Cut their own damn hair=Free. Shave their face=buy a razor. And um thats it! Guys need to understand something very very loud and clear....we are expensive.....we require nice handbags and new shoes....alot! And in order for us to look beautiful- we spend lots of time, money and effort.

So the waxing wasn't as painful as i expected. It hurt like fucking shit when she riiiiiiippppped but it was kind of one of those good hurts. Like braces, you know they are making your teeth pretty-you are somehow ok with the pain. She chatted with me the entire time. She co-owns this salon called the Living Room in Costa Mesa which also is an art gallery. So we had something in common. I work at a real estate dev't co. but our office is also an art gallery. We talked "art" which i pretended to know about specific artists and their work....meanwhile she is riiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppinnnnng while i am in doggy style position. Nice visual huh? She said she has waxed all day and i was her only "virgin" today. Afterwards, she met us out in the gallery where she told Mags...."she did lovely, very cooperative." Kind of like a teacher would tell a childs mom. Mags was happy i had hopped on this boat with her. So now its a every 6 week date we have. We are both blonde so we can go longer. Thank god!

I feel so soft and so clean, clean....like a babys butt. "So fresh and so clean, clean." That is the song. Now i can hear my ex boyfriend, B, singing those words at the top of his lungs in our old house.

Today is a good day. Its Friday. I plan to lay my happy ass on my nice, hard, new sofa with my fluffy down comforter and my snuggly dog tonight. I can't wait. This week has me worn the f*^& out.