Random Occurences

#1 I parked next to a truck at the gym during lunch. The driver side door was wide open. I figured the owner was bent down picking something up b/c i couldn't see anyone. I walked out an hour later to see that the car door was still wide open. Some jack ass forgot and left their door ajar. Good thing we are in a safe neighborhood.

#2 Today i felt completely compelled to steal the Voque magazine from Juice It Up. After i became enthralled in an article while waiting on my smoothie i felt that they wouldn't miss it. I discreetly tucked it under my arm and walked out as the cashier had her back turned. Whoops!

#3 The man installing my new windshield (that the damn mobile car washers cracked and refused to pay for) today called me honey about a dozen times. I thought that was a little odd considering he was old, ragged, automobile repairman with a wedding ring on.

#4 I completely forgot. I had another one and i am blanking out. TBC...