Stars

First off...I have a slight obsession with People magazine and people.com for that matter. Everyday i form all kinds of conclusions about their lives, as well as my own opinion about them as a person and their style. I would like to now share with you some of the thoughts rolling through my head as i surfed people.com today.

First and foremost...Britney! She has taken a turn for the worse...the worst it could be. Only when i think it couldn't get any worse than her nasty cut off daisy dukes, her torn and ripped jeans with nikes...she shows up with her skanky husband in a tight, short, sequin(can you say 80's) dress. I just don't understand if she doesn't have a stylist, doesn't take her stylists choices or if she is just down right SLUTTY! Need i say more?

Could Jessica Simpson get any hotter? I don't ever use the word HOT and girl in the same sentence but she is HOT. Always some swanky, classy outfit and OH her bags...i would die for. Her hair is always long, flowy, sexy, and done just right. I just wish she and Nick could have worked it out. They were cute together but i also believe she got married too young. He probably put up with a lot of childish crap from her though. See how I rationalize their life?

Ashley Simpson should have stayed brown. Period. End of story.

Courtney Love? She is so trashy. Always has been a druggy, always will be. Poor daughter of hers.

Pamela Anderson...does she really think those boobs are beautiful? They are the most enormous pieces of fat i have ever seen. I was hoping maybe she could suck some of that fat from her boobs and inject it into her lips...they definitely need to be a little more plump.

Brangelina....ughghg. Just don't get a good vibe. I am partial to Jennifer, maybe that is why. She is just wierd to me....Angelina. I think there is something beautiful about her but come on. On that note...Brad has taken a nose dive!

Nicole Ritchie...i could go on and on about. Mostly about her too skinniness but its everything...who is she? She is some freaking socialite turned fucking celeb from the damn reality show with her and Paris? I won't even go there with Paris. But seriously....Nicole is pencil, emaciated looking skinny and i don't find it attractive at all. I heard that her ex fiance broke up with her b/c she insisted she was still fat and wanted to loose more weight. Do you think that is true?

Keith Urban is hot. And with Nicole Kidman? Whatever. That is an odd couple. Their is a look about her i don't find attractive. Maybe its her paper white skin.

Ok...now i am super bitch! Sorry Stars! I really love looking at your pictures....and making fun of you.