Crazy

I had some crazy things occur/happen to me in the past 4 days. Thought i should share.

So Friday morning i am on my way to work. I decided when i am almost to work that i need a latte and make a u-turn before i reached my office. You know when you can't tell how fast a car is going and you pull out in front of it? Well ya, pretty much, that is what happened to me. Instead of the jack ass, that i pullled out in front of, change lanes he drives right up next to me and yells profanity out his window. Then he proceeds to floor it, pull out in front of me, and make an immediate turn. Then...he throws a cup of some liquid out of his car, at mine, at about 100mph. I thought it was a rock. Nice way to start out your Friday. I made a mistake dude...i realize....but no need to fucking chunk something at my car. Best part is...he works in my office complex.
Later Friday afternoon i went over to our sales office, next door, to pay a visit. Their is about 30 stairs to walk up. I do my thing and i am on my way back down. (i have on a pair of tall, wooden, stillheto type sandals on) My shoe misses and i fall 6 stairs to the landing on my hands and knees, rolling. To those watching, Jessica, this was very humorous. To me it hurt like hell but i surprisingly found it quite humorous as well. I was laughing as i landed-could feel the throbbing in my knees as my bruises began to take a blue/blackish shade. Everyone in the office came running. They thought a box of 80 full binders had fallen down the stairs. Everyone joined in the laughter, as i was about the 5th person in our office to bite it. I then resumed laughing for at least 30 minutes...all at myself. Nothing better than a good afternoon laugh....at yourself.

Saturday i am on my way to the dog beach with my neighbor when we see 2 cop cars and some people in the neighborhood adjacent to ours. As i drive closer we recognize a man in handcuffs. Then....he is like oh my gosh that dude is naked. I couldn't see so i had to turn around. In plain view, as i made a U, the handcuffed felon turns around and his wanger is right in my face! Totally nude, wang hanging out, handcuffs on. What a laugh we had. I have never witnessed indecent exposure. This was my first. And in my neighborhood? Very unusual you would see this type of thing in one of the ritziest places in OC.