Glimpse

I just took a glimpse of my reflection walking past my office building. Scary, scary sight-i must say. First off, i avoid mirrors. Never even look up when washing my hands in the bathroom. Not that i hate the way i look i just don't like looking in the mirror. And, to be quite honest, i don't give a shit if the strand is sticking up on my head or my mascara needs touched up, etc. etc. I am just not the vain type of girl that looks at themselves in the mirror every time they enter the bathroom.
So...i catch this glimpse of myself. Basically it was an accident and i couldn't help but evaluate my reflection starring back at me. My butt is large and in charge in my too tight stretchy career pants, my thighs stick together they are so fat and my boobs-well i actually look very well endowed today. Must be the top i am wearing. And no i do not dress like a slut at work. I knew that is what you were thinking.
So heres to looking good at work!