My boyfriend, the streaker

Last night as i was sitting on the couch enjoying my glass of wine, snuggling with the puggles...
all the sudden the front door swings open. I wasn't expecting him for another half hour. He runs in the house...BUTT NAKED w/ only his dress socks and shoes on. Not joking. I just nodded my head and laughed. He is constently making me laugh.
Best part about it is as he was pulling up in the driveway, getting out of his car-butt naked-the neighbors across the street were pulling in their driveway. Lets just see if Maggie and Brian get a knock on their door when they get home..."their was some guy going into your house in his birthday suit while you were away." Nice! How do i explain that one?